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Joke of the day – β€˜Shell’we?

β€œOff I GOat on a speSHELL ride.β€œ
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Joke of the day – Queue

The word queue is ironic.

It’s just a ‘Q’ with a bunch of

silent letters waiting in a line.

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Joke of the day – Durian

Would you care for some mewrian? It’s sweet and odorless!
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Joke of the day – Knitpicked

β€œI fought with the yarn and
the yarn won.”
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Joke of the day – Chef

Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.

(Source: http://www.laffgaff.com)

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Joke of the day – Hooked

Catholic ~ A person who is
addicted to cats.
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Joke of the day – Weeding

This is all I weed.
You know….weed-tamins!