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Joke of the day – Stodgy

ā€œI’m bored!
How long more
do I need to
stay home!ā€
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Joke of the day – OCD

ā€œI have OCD!
Old, Cranky and Demented.ā€
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Joke of the day – Ensnared

ā€œHey Nemo,
I heard there’s a
pundemic out there.
And if we’re in an aquarium,
are they in humantarium?ā€

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Joke of the day – FURy driver

ā€œNo time to explain.
Hop in!ā€
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Joke of the day – Rebut

ā€œThere would be time for reBUTTal!ā€
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Joke of the day – Grass lounge

Please…
keep on the grass,
eat it,
sit on it,
roll around in it
Keep clean and
go green!
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Joke of the day – Slime

ā€œWanna come over to my house after school and make slime?ā€
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Joke of the day – Spiky

ā€œLooking sharp and
feeling prickin’
fan-cactus.ā€
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Joke of the day – Lucid

I often question my own sanity, occasionally it replies.ā€
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Joke of the day – I’m ohm

ā€œOhm sweet ohmā€
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