Tag Archives: clean jokes

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Joke of the day – Tea pup

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“Would you like a pup of tea?”
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Joke of the day – Stuck on you

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ヽ(○´∀`)ﾉ♪
♡ฅ(ᐤˊ꒳ฅˋᐤ♪) Stuck on you
I’ve got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can’t lose
Guess I’m on my way ヽ(´▽｀；)/♪
Needed a friend
♪(´∪`●)ゝAnd the way I feel now, I guess I’ll be with you till the end
Guess I’m on my way (*´╰╯`๓)♬
Mighty glad you stayed
✿♬ﾟ+.(｡◡‿◡)♪.+ﾟ♬✿。

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Joke of the day – Don’t PANic

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My pan is mightier than the sword.

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Joke of the day – Jitter

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Too much coffee gives me the jitters.
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Joke of the day – German shepherd

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New Child Protection Policy
Sometimes one good shepherd is insufficient.

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Joke of the day – Toast

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“If mom sees this, I’m toast!”

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Joke of the day – Colour blind

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beautiful labs

According to the lab test:
 We are colour blind.
We do not see colour.
We do not see race.
But we can see
someone’s true colours.

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