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Joke of the day – ReTIREd

“I’m just two tired to moove.”
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Joke of the day – Ladder

“Just go the udder way
I’ll see you ladder.”
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Joke of the day – Steer clear

“It’s just an udder day and I couldn’t car less.”

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Joke of the day – Cash cow

“How dairy you milk me dry! Bring me the cowculator. I need to cowculate how much you owe me. And in future, please call me Sir Loin.”
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Joke of the day – Life at Steak

“The steaks have been raised but I feel udderly useless.”

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Joke of the day – MOOdy

“It’s my COWuch and I ain’t MOOving!

happy monday

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Joke of the day – I ‘herd’ that

Cow: “I’m an expert in my field.”
Therapist:  “That’s wonderful!  So, what’s your problem?”
Cow:  “I feel seen but not herd.”

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