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Joke of the day – Wishful

“Dieting is wishful shrinking.”
“My diet failed! “
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Joke of the day – Overeating

“I ate too much.
Diet starts next week.”
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Joke of the day – Follow your ❤️

“I followed my heart and
it led me into the fridge.”
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Quote of the day – NBC

“Today I will forget about eating healthy.
I will eat happy.”