Tag Archives: flying

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Joke of the day – Flying

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I just flew into town and my arms are so tired.

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Joke of the day – High life

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Oh, for flying out loud!
Where’s the airhorsetess?
I’m feeling a little horse.
I need a glass of shamepain.
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Joke of the day – Dumbo

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β€œFor crying out cloud…
it’s Dumbo,
the flying elephant!”
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Joke of the day – Penguin

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Who don’t penguins fly?

They’re not tall enough to be pilots.

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Joke of the day – Pilot

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Air traffic control: “Identify yourself and what is your height and position?”

Pilot: “I’m Captain Steve Murphy. I’m five feet four and I’d be sitting up the front.”