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Joke of the day – Fangs

I think I have a pretty
BITE future ahead.
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Quote of the day – NBC

β€œLife is better when
we stick together.”
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Joke of the day – Epiphany

Waking up this morning was
an eye-opening experience!
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Joke of the day – Batdog

β€œI’ve got bat-titude!
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Joke of the day – β€˜Trolley’ mama’s boy

Mama couldn’t find
a stroller that fits me.
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Joke of the day – Crash course

Sign in a flying school:
NO CRASH COURSES GIVEN HERE
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Joke of the day – Kaput

Dog-tired today!
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Joke of the day – Duh

Oh no, not you again!
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Joke of the day – Stroller

β€˜But Cyril, it isn’t our baby.’ β€˜
Shut up – it’s a better stroller.’

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Joke of the day – Pineapple

🍍I’m a pineapple🍍!
I stand tall,
I wear a crown &
I’m sweet
on the inside.