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Joke of the day – I’m gonna snap!
I love my job. Β I shoot people.
So, I heard you have a Nikon.
But, I have a CANnON.
Sometimes life gets fuzzy. Β Stop shaking and stay focus.
I’m gonna snap whenever you’re ready!
Joke of the day – SnOw funny
“Wake me up when winter is over” – Snowpy
“It’s freezing and I’m so BOAR-ed!’
“Do you wanna play snowball with me?”
“Let’s go snow fishing.”
“Get me outta here. Β I’m feline too cold. Β I’m not an Eskimew.”
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Joke of the day – Better latte than never
I’m running a little latte but
I don’t give a Frappe!
Joke of the day – Collie
Hi there,
I’m a Border Collie.
Sometimes I feel sick
and melan-collie but
mostly, I’m healthy and
bright like a collie-flower!
Joke of the day – 100% wood heel
“Wood you care to wear this high-heel? Β
It has heeling powers!”
Joke of the day – Bentley
“You’re one in a melon, Bentley.”
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Joke of the day – SPOOKtacular
“Hey, BOOtiful!”
“I’ll do the mane part. Β Just sit in the pumpkin and collect the candies.”
“Eye love you.”
“I’m a ghost guard.”
“My name is Fang. Β Short for Fangtastic!”
“I bat you think I’mΒ unBOOlievable.”
Joke of the day – Seamstress
I tried to be a seamstress, but I wasnβt cut out for it. Β
It seamstress-ful but mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Joke of the day – Harley Davidson
β¬ Harley, Harley, Harley!
Buy my rice and curry!β¬Β
~inspired by Dr. Bombay’s Rice & Curry
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