Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Glad tidings

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🌲Good tidings I bring to you
and my chicken!πŸ“
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Joke of the day – Pan fright

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I’m finally here in ja pan.
Go ahead and light it up.
I promise I won’t pan-ic.
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Joke of the day – Pawdon me

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I’m barking parking up
the wrong tree!
Pawfect view though!
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Joke of the day – Ornament

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I’m feline
tree-mendously
ornamental.
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Joke of the day – New Santa

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Santa’s off duty!
I’m the new Santa Claws!
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Joke of the day – Freeze the day

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πŸŒ²β˜ƒοΈLeave the chill-dren at home
and just chill out!β˜ƒοΈπŸŒ²
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Joke of the day – Fainted

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🌲The tree fainted, mom! But I managed to save the big star⭐️
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Joke of the day – The only one

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β€œMom said I’m the only gift
she needs for Christmas.”
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Joke of the day – Tight budget

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β€œMom said we have no budget
for a tall Christmas tree.”
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