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Joke of the day – ‘Shelfish’

“I’ve no shelf control!”
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Joke of the day – ‘Shell’we?

“Off I GOat on a speSHELL ride.“
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Joke of the day – Queue

The word queue is ironic.

It’s just a ‘Q’ with a bunch of

silent letters waiting in a line.

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Joke of the day – Durian

Would you care for some mewrian? It’s sweet and odorless!
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Joke of the day – Knitpicked

“I fought with the yarn and
the yarn won.”
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Joke of the day – Hooked

Catholic ~ A person who is
addicted to cats.
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Joke of the day – Texting

Textpectation ~
Waiting for someone
to text you back!