Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – No kidding

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Patient: โ€˜Doctor, I keep thinking Iโ€™m a goat.โ€™
Doctor: โ€˜How long have you had this feeling?โ€™
Patient: โ€˜Ever since I was a kid.โ€™
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Joke of the day – Pineapple

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๐ŸIโ€™m a pineapple๐Ÿ!
I stand tall,
I wear a crown &
Iโ€™m sweet
on the inside.
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Joke of the day – Iโ€™m cappy!

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Be cappy!
Nothing is impopsicle!
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Joke of the day – Singled out

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Ostracized ~
An ostrich feeling left out.
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Joke of the day – Oddball

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Someone here is
not who he seems.
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Joke of the day – Wimpy

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Gonna have myself
a long WEAKend!
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Joke of the day- Lost sole

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It is not well with my sole.
Please pray for heeling.
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Joke of the day – Deerly Mail

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Deer to be different!
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Joke of the day – Sheepo

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Donโ€™t be a sheepskate!
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Joke of the day – HISStorical novel

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๐Ÿˆ A Tail of Two Kitties! ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›
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