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Joke of the day – No rye

Dough or Dough knot,
there is no rye.
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Joke of the day – Time to paws

Press paws and
live in the meow.
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Joke of the day – Election Day

Did you know Starbucks is
giving a free specialty drink
on Election Day?
It’s called the
Fullofcrappucino!
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🌻🌈NBC is 10 today!🌈🌻

I can’t believe NBC is 10 years old already. Oh gosh! Where have all the years gone? Time flies when you’re busy doing everything and nothing.
So, what has the past decade taught this cat? Well…
1. Love cannot exist if there is selfishness.
2. Show kindness but don’t get yourself drowned.
3. It’s good to enhance your persuasion skills.
4. Be strong and stand tall.
5. Curiosity didn’t kill the cat. Complacency did.
6. Accept your human for who they are even if their feet stinks.
7. Be well groomed.
8. Get mad, then get over it.
9. Be self-contained.
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10. Life is so much easier with a sense of humor.
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Joke of the day – Monday mood

This is how I really
feel about Mondays.
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Joke of the day – DOugh not worry

Do you need some dough?
I’m all bready!
What do you want me to do?
Rob a bank?

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Joke of the day – Beagles

The beagles…
Let it be!
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Joke of the day – The chosen bun

I’m bun in a million and
I’m bun-stoppable.
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Joke of the day – Civil lies

A politician is a
civil serpent who will
lay down your life
for his country.
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