Tag Archives: funny one-liners

2

Joke of the day – Owlcast

|
“I know what
it feels like
to be an
owlsider.”
http://www.pinterest.com

5

Joke of the day – Wooden duck

|
“♪(o^0^)o♪
Treat me nice,
treat me good
Treat me like
you really should
‘Cause I’m not
made of wood
And I don’t have
a wooden duck.
(´▽｀)ノ♪”
http://www.newbloggycat.com
4

Joke of the day – Rise & shine

|
“Wakey wakey!
http://www.pinterest.com
Coffee’s ready!
http://www.tenor.com
4

Joke of the day – BOWLing

|
“Just enjoying
my BOWLing session.”
http://www.tenor.com

2

Joke of the day – One more

|
“Please…just one more.
I’ll start my diet
tomorrow .”
http://www.pinterest.com
1

Happy Nurses Day

|
“Oh, I thought
RN stands for
Refreshments & Naps.”
http://www.pinterest.com
“Feeling nurse-talgic!”
http://www.pinterest.com
0

Joke of the day – Monkey around

|
“I can’t believe
you’re taking this
chim-pants-zee
with you.”
http://www.reddit.com
5

Joke of the day – Knock knock

|
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep.
Have you any wool?
http://www.pinterest.com
2

Joke of the day – Smile away

|
“I know it’s Monday.
But just keep smiling.”
http://www.pinterest.com