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Joke of the day – Skategoat

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β€œAre you looking for a skategoat? Well, here I am.”
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Joke of the day – Hair we are

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β€œLove is in the hair and
it smells like fur ever.”
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Joke of the day – Gin

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β€œKeep your GIN up &
let the good times beGIN!”
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Joke of the day – Buoyant

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β€œAhh…I’m such a good buoy!”
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Joke of the day – ICU

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β€œI’m in the intensive CARe.
I’m alive but wheelie tired.”
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Joke of the day – Vaccine

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β€œNEEDLESs to say,
it’s worth a shot.”
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Joke of the day – Toga party

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β€œI realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.” – Marcus Brigstocke
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Joke of the day – Are you a vegan?

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β€œI’m not a vegan.
I’m a CORNivore!
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Joke of the day – Mud bath

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Mom said I needed a bath.
So here I am having
the most relaxing
mud bath!
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Joke of the day – Sausage

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β€œJust trying to make ends meat.
Franks for the uplift.”
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