Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Stinkin’ cute

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“I’m a little scentimental.
Smell ya later.”
– Farting squirrel
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Joke of the day – Yacht

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“A sea-nic route?
You’ve yacht to be kidding me.”
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Joke of the day – Muffin

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“Enough of monkey business. Thanks for muffin!
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Joke of the day – New year‘s resolution

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“Should I lose weight or buy a bigger basket?”
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Joke of the day – Hare I am

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“Hare I am!
It’s almost New Ear’s Eve.
And I’m ear for you
if you need me,
anytime, any place.”
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Joke of the day – Elf

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“Good Elf-ternoon!
Do you wanna take
an elfie with me?
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Joke of the day – Cardio

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“I love this scratching post.
It’s the purrfect treadmill.”
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Joke of the day – Wine down

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“It’s the most wine-derful time of the year. Cheers!”
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Joke of the day – Hoo’s hoo

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Owldy! I’m Woudini,
the owlstanding magician,
and godson of Houdini.
Yup, like feather, like son.
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Joke of the day – Happy potato

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“Smile and be spudtacular as I yam!”
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