Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Slapstick

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“A journey of a thousand miles stopped with a single slap.”

tenor

its-wednesday

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Joke of the day – New normal

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“Stay safe with the new code of conduck“
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Joke of the day – Just chill

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“I’m just chilling…
wanna a beer?”

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Joke of the day – Eggspectation

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“Eggspectation is the root of all heartegg“ – William Eggspeare

sad egg

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Joke of the day – Seagulls

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“Just practising social distancing with my gullfriends.”
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Joke of the day – Friend in knead

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“You’re my favorite weirdough!”
homemade pizza

“Do you fancy a pizza me?”

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Joke of the day – unBaalievable

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Space Sheep –

Sheep adhering to social distancing

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Joke of the day – Allure

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“I can teach you a thing or two about seducktion.”
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Joke of the day – Dine solo

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“I can finally eat in peace.
Thanks to social distancing!”

happy sunday

 

 

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Joke of the day – Duck side

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“I have a deep, duck secret.”

saturday