4

Joke of the day – Lion King

I feel like a king and
I’m not lion.
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Joke of the day – French

Bonjour! ChiWOW-WA!
You’re looking fresh french!
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Joke of the day – ReFURbished

How do you like the
CONTEMPT-porary design?
Btw, it was done
according to the cLAW
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Joke of the day – Samurai

Hmm…how do I samurai-ze this?
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Joke of the day – Sweet owl

♫꒰d◔d๑꒱ Sweet owl of prey
Sweet owl of prey ā™Ŗļ½ž( ̄ε ̄)
That calls me from a world of scare.
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Joke of the day – Oafing around

Do I look like an oaf?
http://www.sadanduseless.com
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Joke of the day – Spooked

Morning has broken and
my coffee has SPOOKen!
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Joke of the day – Sheepo

Don’t be a sheepskate!
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Joke of the day – Wheely?

ā€œYup!
I’m the new cardealogist.
Wheel be with you in a bit.