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Happiness is …

a clean front yard.

"Phew...I must have swept a million leaves."

“Phew…I must have swept a million leaves.”

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Happiness is ….

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... a passport photo that looks like this.

This reminds me of the passport photo joke I posted in January. I had just renewed my passport and also updated my daughter’s passport photo. Before taking my picture, the immigration officer said, “Your forehead and ears must be visible. You can smile but do not show your teeth. A little bit more to the left, a little bit more to the right, a bit more to the left.” The camera at the immigration department really does have a wicked sense of humour. It never fails to make me look like a refugee…LOL.

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Quote of the day – C.E. Jerningham

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“To be happy, you must be your own sunshine.”

– C.E. Jerningham

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Quote of the day – Loretta LaRoche

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“Life is short, wear your party pants!”

– Loretta LaRoche

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Happiness is …

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… looking chic like Nikki Minaj.