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Joke of the day – Plumber

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The plumber finally arrived. “How have you managed?”

“Not too badly,” said the housewife, “while we were waiting for you I’ve taught the kids how to swim.”

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Joke of the day – The spectacular job

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One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. “I’ll grant you your fondest wish,” the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said, “I want a spectacular job — a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.”

“Poof!” said the genie. “You’re a housewife.”