Joke of the day – Plumber


The plumber finally arrived. “How have you managed?”

“Not too badly,” said the housewife, “while we were waiting for you I’ve taught the kids how to swim.”


Joke of the day – The spectacular job


One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. “I’ll grant you your fondest wish,” the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said, “I want a spectacular job — a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.”

“Poof!” said the genie. “You’re a housewife.”