Tag Archives: humor

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Joke of the day – I’m sealious

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“Mom,
Sea, I ain’t lion.
My fate is sealed.”
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Joke of the day – Oh buoy!

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“I’m such a good buoy!”
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Joke of the day – Overeating

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“I ate too much.
Diet starts next week.”
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Joke of the day – Happy meal

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“Who said money
can’t buy happiness?
I just bought myself
a happy meal.’
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Joke of the day – Bone scan

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“Dogs can’t see your bones.
But cat sCAN.”
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Joke of the day – Hootiful

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Hello Hootiful,
you look owlsome today!
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Joke of the day – Sweetcase

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In that case, just pack
what you need.
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Joke of the day – Glasses

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At my age,
I need glasses…
and plenty of them.
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Joke of the day – Snowball

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Snowball effect:
The more I run,
the more weight I gained.
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Joke of the day – PUGeye

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“I’m on a well-rounded diet.” – PUGeye the sailor dog
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