Tag Archives: humor

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Joke of the day – All ears!

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“Tell me your long story.  I”m all ears!”

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Joke of the day – Dengue fever

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Me: “The doctor said if you still have a fever by Sunday, you have to go for the dengue fever test.”
Shaye: “Oh no!  I hope it’s not donkey fever.”
[Jokes aside, it has been a very stressful week.  Shaye, my 8-year old daughter recovered from her fever. Unfortunately, Sydelle, my 12-year old daughter and hubby were diagnosed with dengue fever on Monday, 5.8.19.  But they are on the mend and I’m glad they are recovering well and they are in good spirits.]

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Joke of the day – Press paws

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“Let’s paws and reflect.”

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Joke of the day – Spot on

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“This is my happy spot.”

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Joke of the day – Electrician

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“I like being an electrician but the work was shocking.”

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Joke of the day – Volatility

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“I got mood poisoning today.”

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Joke of the day – I ‘herd’ that

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Cow: “I’m an expert in my field.”
Therapist:  “That’s wonderful!  So, what’s your problem?”
Cow:  “I feel seen but not herd.”
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Joke of the day – Out of mind

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“I”m 100% mentally not here.”

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