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Joke of the day – Loafter…

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… is the best medicine!

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This is just a slice of the action.
Baguette it! You wouldn’t understand how much I loaf you.
Ahh…it’s Friday. ย Think I’ll stay in bread the whole day.

 

 

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Quote of the day – Franz Kafka

“So long as you have food in your mouth,
you have solved all questions for the time being.”
– Franz Kafka

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Joke of the day – Hello…

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โ™ช~โ™ช Hello darkness, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you againโ™ช~โ™ช
Black coffee brings deLIGHT to my mind, body and soul!

 

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Joke of the day – Pug’s life

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Hello, I’m Pugcasso!
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Sometimes I like to be pugs bunny…
or a lady pug.

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I’m bored. ย Do you want to play pug of war with me?
Let’s sing ‘twinkle twinkle little pug‘. ย You know that song, right?
And remember, ย “A pug hug a day…
will keep the dogter away!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Joke of the day – unFROGettable

โ™ช~โ™ช UnFROGettable that’s what you are
โ™ช~โ™ชย UnFROGettable though near or far….
โ™ช~โ™ชย UnFROGettable in every way
โ™ช~โ™ช That’s why darling it’s incredible
That someone so unFROGettable โ™ช~โ™ช
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โ™ช~โ™ชย Thinks that I am unFROGettable tooย โ™ช~โ™ช

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Joke of the day – Giraffe

High there!
Can someone show me how to ride this thing? It’s giraffing me nuts. ย 
Oh no! ย I’m stuck in a girafficย jam.
Don’t ask! It’s a long story.
Just another giraffiti!
This yoga position will surely stop the pain in the neck!

 

 

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Joke of the day – diWINE

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Stop and smell theย Rosรฉ
dog smelling rose wine
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Meet the Bordeaux Collies!
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We’re partners in wine!
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It’s time to wine down!
Care to join me for some Pinot Meow?

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Joke of the day – Lamborghini

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“See, I told ewe guys this car was named after us!”

 

 

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Joke of the day – I’m the coolest!

Hi there, my name is PenGRIN!

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This is me in the legal-suspense thriller
– The Pelican Brief
I love rock and roll. ย It’s sorta a icebreaker, you know.
And you must check out my coolest moonwalk – the sliding version.
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Quote of the day – Marcus Aurelius

“Have I been made for this,
to lie under the blankets and
keep myself warm?”
– Marcus Aurelius

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