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Joke of the day – Liar

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Teacher:   “Do you know what happens to liars when they die?”

Timmy: “Yes, ma’am, they lie still.”

 

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Joke of the day – Liar

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There is only one thing that stops him from being a bare-faced liar?

What’s that?

His moustache!

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Quote of the day – Nikita Khrushchev

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“Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.”

– Nikita Khrushchev