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Joke of the day – Cat’s Resolutions

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5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in and vice versa.

4. I will not scratch wallpaper, curtains, furniture, clothing or my scratch pad.

3. I will not annoy the dog next door (unless I’m in a bad mood)

2. I will come when my human calls me (occasionally)

and the Number One New Year’s Resolution for 2014 is…

1. I will not sleep more than 23 hours per day.

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Quote of the day – Edith Lovejoy Pierce

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We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.

– Edith Lovejoy Pierce