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Joke of the day – Baby ghost

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β€œTeach love, generosity, good manners and
some of that will drift from the classroom
to the home and who knows,
the children will be educating the parents.”
– Roger MooreΒ [14.10.27 – 23.05.17]

 

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β€œParenthood…It’s about guiding the next generation, and forgiving the last.”

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Quote of the day – Angela Schwindt

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“While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.” – Angela Schwindt

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Quote of the day – Mother Teresa

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“Everybody today seems to be in such a terrible rush, anxious for greater developments and greater riches and so on, so that children have very little time for their parents. Parents have very little time for each other, and in the home begins the disruption of peace of the world.” – Mother Teresa

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Joke of the day – Medical student

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After my second year of medical school, I moved back home with my parents. Because my father work me every morning at seven, I put a note on my door, “DO NOT DISTURB, Studying until 3 am.”
This got no sympathy from my day, who is himself a doctor. He left a note attached to mine : The hotel management hopes you’re enjoying your stay. We’d like to remind you that checkout was at noon – approximately six years ago. – Varghese Abraham

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Joke of the day – God will provide

A young woman brought her fiance home to meet her parents. After dinner her father asked the young man into his study for a chat. “So, what are your plan?” he began. “I’m a theology scholar,” the young man replied. “Admirable,” the father said, “but what will you do to provide a nice home for my daughter?” “I will study and God will provide,” he explained. “And how will you afford to raise children?” “God will provide.”

The men left the study and the mother asked her husband, “How did it go?” “He has no money or employment plans,” the father said. “But on the other hand, he thinks I’m God.”

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Quote of the day – Maya Angelou

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“It is time for parents to teach young people early on that in diversity there is beauty and there is strength.” – Maya Angelou

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Mom said it's easier to clean up if I remove my clothes.

Mom said it’s easier to clean up if I remove my clothes.

“Having a two year old is like having a blender without the lid.” – Jerry Seinfield

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Let kids be themselves

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“A lot of parents will do anything for their kids except let them be themselves.”- Banksy