What does a baby ghost have?
“Parenthood…It’s about guiding the next generation, and forgiving the last.”
― Peter Krause
After my second year of medical school, I moved back home with my parents. Because my father work me every morning at seven, I put a note on my door, “DO NOT DISTURB, Studying until 3 am.”
This got no sympathy from my day, who is himself a doctor. He left a note attached to mine : The hotel management hopes you’re enjoying your stay. We’d like to remind you that checkout was at noon – approximately six years ago. – Varghese Abraham
A young woman brought her fiance home to meet her parents. After dinner her father asked the young man into his study for a chat. “So, what are your plan?” he began. “I’m a theology scholar,” the young man replied. “Admirable,” the father said, “but what will you do to provide a nice home for my daughter?” “I will study and God will provide,” he explained. “And how will you afford to raise children?” “God will provide.”
The men left the study and the mother asked her husband, “How did it go?” “He has no money or employment plans,” the father said. “But on the other hand, he thinks I’m God.”
“Having a two year old is like having a blender without the lid.” – Jerry Seinfield