2

Joke of the day – โ€˜Shellโ€™we?

โ€œOff I GOat on a speSHELL ride.โ€œ
0

Joke of the day – Durian

Would you care for some mewrian? Itโ€™s sweet and odorless!
1

Joke of the day – Knitpicked

โ€œI fought with the yarn and
the yarn won.โ€
1

Joke of the day – Weeding

This is all I weed.
You knowโ€ฆ.weed-tamins!
3

Joke of the day – โญ๏ธ Pugs

โญ๏ธI love Starpugs coffee!โญ๏ธ
1

Joke of the day – Celery at par

If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his celery?
1

Joke of the day – SOFAtunate

I love my armchair very much.
So does that make me a
SEATcret admirer?
3

Joke of the day – Hooโ€™s talking?

โ€œIโ€™m a bit of a know-it-owl.โ€
1

Joke of the day – WSJ

โ€œIโ€™m almost done with this book. Please get a copy of the Wool Street Journal.โ€