Tag Archives: puns

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Joke of the day – β€˜Shell’we?

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β€œOff I GOat on a speSHELL ride.β€œ
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Joke of the day – Durian

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Would you care for some mewrian? It’s sweet and odorless!
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Joke of the day – Knitpicked

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β€œI fought with the yarn and
the yarn won.”
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Joke of the day – Weeding

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This is all I weed.
You know….weed-tamins!
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Joke of the day – ⭐️ Pugs

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⭐️I love Starpugs coffee!⭐️
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Joke of the day – Celery at par

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If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his celery?
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Joke of the day – SOFAtunate

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I love my armchair very much.
So does that make me a
SEATcret admirer?
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Joke of the day – Hoo’s talking?

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β€œI’m a bit of a know-it-owl.”
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Joke of the day – WSJ

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β€œI’m almost done with this book. Please get a copy of the Wool Street Journal.”
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