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Joke of the day – Chef

Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.

(Source: http://www.laffgaff.com)

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Joke of the day – Hooked

Catholic ~ A person who is
addicted to cats.
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Joke of the day – Glove

Hi there! Are you single
and looking for glove?
Image credit: Jadon Johnson
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Joke of the day – Weeding

This is all I weed.
You know….weed-tamins!
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Joke of the day – Fatigue

Quanked ~ A tired duck
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Joke of the day – Texting

Textpectation ~
Waiting for someone
to text you back!
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Joke of the day – ⭐️ Pugs

⭐️I love Starpugs coffee!⭐️
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Joke of the day – Color blind

The optometrist said that I’m colorblind. The news came completely out of the pink.
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Joke of the day – Celery at par

If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his celery?
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Joke of the day – SOFAtunate

I love my armchair very much.
So does that make me a
SEATcret admirer?