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Joke of the day – Grimacing

Patient: “The trouble is I can’t help pulling funny faces.
Psychiatrist: “That doesn’t sound very serious.”
Patient: “But it’s not my face I want to pull….it’s other people’s.”
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Joke of the day – PASTAbilities

“I could really go for some
fettuccini elfredo
right meow.”

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Joke of the day – Stroller

‘But Cyril, it isn’t our baby.’ ‘
Shut up – it’s a better stroller.’

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Joke of the day – Mop dog

“I’m tired of people
pushing me around.”
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Joke of the day – No kidding

Patient: ‘Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.’
Doctor: ‘How long have you had this feeling?’
Patient: ‘Ever since I was a kid.’

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Joke of the day – Pineapple

🍍I’m a pineapple🍍!
I stand tall,
I wear a crown &
I’m sweet
on the inside.
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Joke of the day – I’m cappy!

Be cappy!
Nothing is impopsicle!
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Joke of the day – Singled out

Ostracized ~
An ostrich feeling left out.
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Joke of the day – Oddball

Someone here is
not who he seems.
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Joke of the day – Wimpy

Gonna have myself
a long WEAKend!
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