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Joke of the day – Feline grrreat

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β€œCheers to a grrrreat
and brewtiful year
of the Tiger.”
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Joke of the day – Handle with care

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With warm coffee,
I could handle anything.”
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Joke of the day – Crowbar

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β€œBefore crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.”
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Joke of the day – ZENtred

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β€œI take my zen moments
very sealiously.”
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Joke of the day – Wishful

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β€œDieting is wishful shrinking.”
β€œMy diet failed! β€œ
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Joke of the day – Dream

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β€œKeep your dream alive.
Go back to sleep.”
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Joke of the day – PLANtS

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β€œSorry, I already have
PLANtS this weekend.”
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Joke of the day – Pasta

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β€œCan you pasta sauce please?”
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Joke of the day – Love MEat

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β™ͺβ™ͺ(o*γ‚œβˆ‡γ‚œ)o～β™ͺβ™ͺ
Love MEat tender
Love MEat sweet

Never let you go

You have made
my life complete

And I love you so.

β™ͺ(ΰΉ‘α΄–β—‘α΄–ΰΉ‘)β™ͺ

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Joke of the day – Sole purpose

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β€œFollow your sole,
it knows the way.”
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