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Joke of the day – Ice bear

“Let’s make boatiful memories together.”
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Joke of the day – Wait

“How many votes you got there?”
“Wait! I’m still counting.”

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Joke of the day – Tech support

“Hi I’m keITh from Tech Support.
I’m here to delete your cookies.”
 

 

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Joke of the day – Goal

“I’m a goal digger.”
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Joke of the day – alONE

“I’m in soliTUBE, a peaceful place, away from all the chaos.”
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Joke of the day – Melon

“I ain’t sure if I’m a melon flower but I sure feel like a melon bucks.”
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Joke of the day – fLAGpole

“I will and I can take pole position and sleep next to the fLAGpole.”
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Joke of the day – Hourglass

“I finally figure out what owlglass means.”

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Joke of the day – Black Mewty

“I’m blacknificent”
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Joke of the day – ‘Pees’ out

“I love you to pee-ces”