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Joke of the day – Tea time

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β€œLife is tea short.
Always stay one steep ahead.
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Joke of the day – Aubergine

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Egg: β€œWhat’s wrong, Aubergine?”
Eggplant: β€œI don’t know who I am anymore.”
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Joke of the day – Monkey biz

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β€œThis online monkey business is stressing me out.”
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Joke of the day – Retired

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“I’m re-TIRED!
I was tired yesterday.
I’m tired again today.
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Joke of the day – I’m up hair!

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“I’ve had it up to hair.”
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Joke of the day – Shell we?

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Shell we dance?
Just eggnore him.
No time for eggsplanation.
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Joke of the day – Beagle

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Bob: β€œI used to think I was a beagle. But the psychiatrist cured me.”
Jim: β€œSo…how are you now?”
Bob: β€œI’m good. Just feel my nose.”
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Joke of the day – Space

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β€œDon’t mind me.
I just need more space.”
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Joke of the day – Film

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Doctor, doctor, I’ve just swallowed a roll of film.
Don’t worry, nothing serious will develop.
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Joke of the day – Despair

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β€œHelp! I’m drowning in indescribable emptiness.”
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