Tag Archives: short jokes

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Joke of the day – Unicorn

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Dog: “Hey, are you a Unicorn?
Pony:  “No, I’m a Capricorn!”

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Joke of the day – Flexible

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“Can you teach me yoga?”
Wellness instructor:  “How flexible are you?”
“I can’t make it Tuesdays.”

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Joke of the day – Out of mind

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“I”m 100% mentally not here.”

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Joke of the day – Spy

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“I think there’s a spy in the family.”

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Joke of the day – Sole purpose

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“Follow your sole, it knows the way.”

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Joke of the day – Lazy Sunday

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“It’s a beautiful Sunday.  Let’s get lazy.”

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Joke of the day – Don’t let the dogs out

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‘Text me when you reached my house.  Let’s not get the dogs involved.”

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Joke of the day – Antidepressant

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“Your antidepressant is in the box.”

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