The trick to not growing old is to:
Stay curious;
Keep your teeth;
Stay hopeful;
Do everything gracefully,
yet kick when you have to.
– Carew Papritz
Tag Archives: teeth
Joke of the day – False teeth
Speaker: This is terrible! I’m the speaker at this banquet and I forgot my false teeth!
Man: I happen to have an extra pair; try these.
Speaker: Too small!
Man: Well, try this pair.
Speaker: Too big!
Man: I have one pair left.
Speaker: These fit just fine. It sure is lucky to sit next to a dentist!
Man: I’m not the dentist. I’m an undertaker.
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