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Joke of the day – No probllama

It’s going to be an allamazing year.”
“Stay gllamarous!”
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Quote of the day – Aziz Gattoufi

Gattoufi art

The thoughts and feelings of a freeman

is different from the rest

They differentiate in music 

In the quality of thinking 

In the sensitivity and depth of feelings

Feeling more or less  

Being harsh or not 

Is all up to the moment 

And timing

The reach of the pinacle of serenity

Is by solving the daily puzzle of mind

The daily game of life

– Aziz Gattoufi [9:51am24/1/21]

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Joke of the day – Church bulletin

“Hot gods will be served after bible study on Friday.”
Dog is good! [www.pinterest.com]
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Joke of the day – Self contained

“No need to think outside the box.
Just sit in the box and contain yourself.”
Oopsie…the box is too small!
Ahh…much better!
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Adieu, Larry King

Remembering some of Larry King’s best quotes…
“I remind myself every morning: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I’m going to learn, I must do it by listening.”
“You gotta ask ‘why’ questions. ‘Why did you do this?’ A ‘why’ question you can’t answer with one word.”
“I never use the word ‘I’ when I interview someone. I think it’s irrelevant.”
“Basically, what it comes down to is I love what I do. I don’t do it for fame. I don’t do it for money. I just love it.”
“I never forgot being poor, and I never stopped thinking how fortunate I am.”
“I’m 80 years old, and I don’t know what I’m going to be when I grow up.”
“I’ve got a nice car. I love my job. I’ve got a bagel store, and I have breakfast every morning with friends I grew up with. I’ve been in movies, I’ve written books – I don’t know how that all happened.”
“The Kardashians can be famous for being famous. What do they do? I can’t figure it out.”
“I don’t wish anybody ill, I really don’t. I’ve got a lot of faults, but I was never jealous or envious or… it’s a waste of time.
“If I do something caring for a friend, I have no doubt in my mind they would do it for me.”
“Getting your house in order and reducing the confusion gives you more control over your life. Personal organization some how releases or frees you to operate more effectively.”
“I’m sort of the comic relief after a hard day at work. My message is that it’s OK to relax.”

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Quote of the day – Aziz Gattoufi

“When you know and nobody else need to know
When both of you know you both know
There is no need for anyone else to know
When you don’t know
And you know
No need to ask questions
When you don’t know and you don’t know
that’s bliss. –
Aziz Gattoufi [22.1.21]
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Quote of the day – Evan Esar

“A laugh a day keeps the psychiatrist away.”

Evan Esar

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Joke of the day – Steer clear

“It’s just an udder day and I couldn’t car less.”

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Quote of the day – Paulo Coelho

“When you say ‘Yes’ to others,
make sure you are not
saying ‘No’ to yourself.”

― Paolo Coelho
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Quote of the day – Anthony Douglas Williams

“When I look into the eyes of an animal,
I do not see an animal.
I see a living being.
I see a friend.
I feel a soul.”

― Anthony Douglas Williams