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Quote of the day – Elise Boulding

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“Frugality is one of the most beautiful and joyful words in the English language, and yet one that we are culturally cut off from understanding and enjoying. The consumption society has made us feel that happiness lies in having things, and has failed to teach us the happiness of not having things.” ― Elise Boulding

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Joke of the day – Birth signs

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It has got to the stage where people who introduce themselves now add their birth signs.

“Hi, I’m Bill Moloney, Sagittarius.”

“Hi, I’m John Spriggs, Cancer.”

“Hi, I’m Joe Bloggs, bladder infection.”

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Quote of the day – Stephen Grellet

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“I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness that I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again.” – Stephen Grellet

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Happiness is ….

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… at your service.

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Joke of the day – Answering machine

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Heard on a friend’s answering machine: “Hi, I’m probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave a message. If I don’t call back, it’s you.”

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Quote of the day – Mary Manin Morissey

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“Even though you may want to more forward in your life, you may have one foot on the brakes. In order to be free, we must learn how to let go. Release the hurt. Release the fear. Refuse to entertain your old pain. The energy it takes to hang onto the past is holding you back from a new life. What is it you would let go of today?” – Mary Manin Morissey

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Joke of the day – Late for work

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Jim, who always show up for work on time, comes in an hour late, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent.

“What happened to you?” his boss asks.

“I fell down two flights of stairs,” Jim answers.

“That took you a whole hour?”

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Quote of the day – Mary Engelbreit

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“If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.” – Mary Engelbreit

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If you don’t own a dog …

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…, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.”
– Roger A. Caras

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Joke of the day – Love thy neighbour

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Every day a woman stood on her porch and shouted, “Praise the Lord!” And every day the atheist next door yelled back, “There’s no Lord!”

One day, she prayed “Lord, I’m hungry. Please send me some groceries.”

The next morning she found a big bag of food on her stairs. “Praise the Lord,” she shouted.

“I told you there was no Lord,” the neighbour said, “I bought those groceries.”

“Praise the Lord,” said the woman. “He not only sent me groceries, he made the devil pay for them.”