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Very Inspiring Blogger Award
A blog award is a lovely way to show love, support and encouragement to fellow bloggers. I’ve mentioned in my earlier post on the WordPress Family Award that it always warms my heart when I receive a blog award. So, I think this heartwarming feeling is here to stay :). A big thank you to a cool and amazing blogger at http://rockyourinnerhippie.wordpress.com. I truly appreciate your love and support.
Thanks so much for this award….Rock on!
The award rules:
1. Display the award logo on your blog.
2. Link back to the person who nominated you.
3. Nominate 15 other bloggers for this award and link to them.
4. Notify those bloggers of the nomination and the award’s requirements.
Here are the nominees for 15 amazing and interesting bloggers:
1. ballybin
3. bookofmohs
6. amandariver
7. vienaqui
10. good2begone
13. sometimeshealthylivingblog
14. calliopeslyre
15. enlittlebirdie
Spread some love and be inspired!
Quote of the day – Hellen Keller
“We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world” – Helen Keller
Joke of the day – The two Jewish gentelmen
Two Jewish gentlemen were seated together on a plane. They had been in the air for 30 minutes when the younger man asked the other if he had the time.
There was no answer. “Can you tell me the time please?”
Again there was no answer and the younger man detected some kind of deliberate resistance.
The aircraft was on its descent path when the older man quickly looked at his watch and said it was ten past three.
There was silence for a while before the young man said, “Why didn’t you tell me the time earlier?”
“Well, you know what it is like on flights. People get talking to each other. We could become friendly, especially when we are both Jewish. I would be obliged to invite you home. I have a lovely daughter and you are a young man, quite handsome. Romance could blossom and before long you could be asking for her hand in marriage. And to put it bluntly, I don’t want a son-in-law who hasn’t got a watch.”
Quote of the day – Marcel Proust
“Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” – Marcel Proust
WordPress Family Award
It always warms my heart when I receive a blog award. So, I’m truly blessed and humbled to have been chosen to receive the “WordPress Family Award” from a wonderful bloggy-friend at http://ballybin.wordpress.com
I have been inspired by Tamrah’s blog and I really admire her honesty and courage in sharing her innermost thoughts on her life journey.
Thank you Tamrah! You make me feel on top of the world!
This is brand new award from Shaun @ http://prayingforoneday.wordpress.com “I am part of the WordPress Family Award”. Anyone can take this award any time and pass it on to ten others!
Award Description:
“This is an award for everyone who is part of the “Word Press Family” I start this award on the basis that the WordPress family has taken me in, and showed me love and a caring side only WordPress can. The way people take a second to be nice, to answer a question and not make things a competition amazes me here. I know I have been given many awards, but I wanted to leave my own legacy on here by creating my own award, as many have done before. This represents “Family” we never meet, but are there for us as family. It is my honour to start this award.” from Shaun @ http://prayingforoneday.wordpress.com/
Rules:
1. Display the award logo on your blog.
2. Link back to the person who nominated you.
3. Nominate 10 others you see as having an impact on your wordpress experience and family
4. Let your 10 Family members know you have awarded them
5. That is it. Just please pick 10 people that have taken you as a friend, and spread the love.
My nominees:
2. jennadee222
5. tryingtopray
6. wildersoul
8. clharbridge
9. kintal
10. breastfedblog
Thank you for your support. I’m glad you’re part of my “bloggy” family.
Joke of the day – Guide dogs
Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs. One suggests lunch. The other says, “They won’t let us in a restaurant with pets.”
Undeterred, the first guy and his German Shepherd head into the restaurant. The waiter stops them, saying “Sir, you can’t bring your dog in here.”
“But I’m blind,” the man replies, “and this is my guide dog.”
The waiter, apologizing profusely, show both man and dog to a table.
His friend waits five minutes, then tries the same routine. “You have a Chihuahua for a guide dog?” the skeptical waiter asks.
“A Chihuahua?” the man says, “Is that what they gave me?”
Quote of the day – Paulo Coelho
“Tears are words that need to be written.” – Paulo Coelho
Joke of the day – The ‘spelling’ argument
Two Indian doctors were having an animated discussion. “I say it’s spelt W-H-O-O-M,” said one. “No, it’s W-H-O-M-B,” said the other. A nurse passing by said “Excuse me, you are both wrong. It is spelt W-O-M-B.”
“Thanks nurse,” said one, “but we prefer to settle this argument ourselves, besides, we don’t think you are in a position to describe the sound of an elephant passing wind under water.”
Quote of the day – Haruki Murakami
“No matter how much suffering you went through, you never wanted to let go of those memories.” – Haruki Murakami
