“What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.”
― Jane Goodall
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – The gorilla
A gorilla swaggered into a waterside pub, slapped a five dollar note on the bar and asked for a beer.
It took the barman by surprise for a moment, but ever ready to make a quid he capitalised on this unusual situation, pulling the beer, scooping up the fiver and giving the gorilla 60 cents in small change.
But as the primate sipped his beer, the phenomena of a talking gorilla aroused the barman’s curiosity to the point where it could be contained no longer.
“Out for a walk, are you? he ventured.
“Yeah,” mumbled the gorilla.
“We don’t get many gorillas in here,” pressed the barman trying to make conversation.
“No wonder, at $4.40 a glass!”
Happiness is …
Hallelujah!
… a grateful heart!
Quote of the day – John Holmes
“There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.”– John Holmes
The kite lesson
Who flew the kite?
“I did,” said the wind!
“I did,” said the paper!
“I did,” said the string!
“I did,” said the girl!
But in reality they all flew the kite!
If the wind had dropped,
if the paper had torn,
if the sticks had broken,
if the tail had caught in the tree,
or the girl had fallen,
then the kite would have come down!
Each had a part to play!
Joke of the day – The parking incident
The old gent was backing his Rolls into the last available parking space when a zippy red sports car whipped in behind him to take the spot. The young man jumped out and said, “Sorry Pops, but you’ve got to be young and smart to do that.”
The old man ignored the remark and kept reversing until the Rolls had crunched the sports car into a crumpled heap. “Sorry son, you’ve got to be old and rich to do that!”
Quote of the day – Bob Anderson
“There is nothing so rewarding as to make people realize that they are worthwhile in this world.” – Bob Anderson
Happiness is …
… being a good listener!
Quote of the day – Allen Klein
“Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.” – Allen Klein
Joke of the day – The flea
A flea had spent the evening in the pub. At closing time he hopped out and landed flat on his face.
“Hei…who moved my dog,” he said.
