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Joke of the day – Rabbi and Catholic Priest
The rabbi was hit by a bus and first on the spot was his old friend the Catholic priest who thought it was an excellent opportunity for conversation.
“Do you believe in the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost?” whispered the priest.
The rabbi opened his eyes. “I’m dying and you ask me riddles!”
Quote of the day – Mother Teresa
“It’s not how much we give but how much love we put into giving.” ― Mother Teresa
Joke of the day – Only one wish
Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they’re all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They’re each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them.
The first guy asks for a big stack of books. The second guy asks for his wife. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes.
At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy’s cell. He comes out and says, “I studied so hard. I’m so bright now, I could be a lawyer. It was terrific.”
They open up the second guy’s door. He comes out with his wife, and they’ve got five new kids. He says. “It was the greatest thing of my life. My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiuful new family. I love it.”
They open up the third guy’s door, and he’s slapping at his pockets, going “Anybody got a match?”
Happiness is …
It’s time to move on…you’ll be ok!
…when we finally let go.
Quote of the day – Albert Einstein
“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” ― Albert Einstein
Joke of the day – The busker
It was three in the morning when a busker began playing his banjo outside the bedroom window of a wealthy tycoon.
Eventually the window was opened. “What do you think you are doing waking me up in the wee hours of the morning?”
“Listen, mate,” said the busker. “I don’t tell you how to run your business, so don’t tell me how to run mine!”
Quote of the day – Jane Goodall
“What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.”
― Jane Goodall
Joke of the day – The gorilla
A gorilla swaggered into a waterside pub, slapped a five dollar note on the bar and asked for a beer.
It took the barman by surprise for a moment, but ever ready to make a quid he capitalised on this unusual situation, pulling the beer, scooping up the fiver and giving the gorilla 60 cents in small change.
But as the primate sipped his beer, the phenomena of a talking gorilla aroused the barman’s curiosity to the point where it could be contained no longer.
“Out for a walk, are you? he ventured.
“Yeah,” mumbled the gorilla.
“We don’t get many gorillas in here,” pressed the barman trying to make conversation.
“No wonder, at $4.40 a glass!”
Happiness is …
Hallelujah!
… a grateful heart!
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