“The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.” – Flora Wittemore
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Joke of the day – Drill camp
During a drill camp, a sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room, in the barracks, stressing that they must not get any paint on their uniforms.
Doubtful that they could avoid this, the women locked the door and stripped naked to paint. When they heard a knock at the door, one asked, “Who is it?”
“Blind man,” came the reply.
Seeing no harm in letting a blind man enter, they opened the door. “Wow, what knockouts!” the delighted man said. “Now, where do you want these blinds?”
Quote of the day – Cyril Connolly
“Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.” – Cyril Connolly
Happiness is …
…surfing with my cool buddies!
Joke of the day – Tuna for dinner
Three buddies died and went to heaven. Each night, they received tuna fish for dinner. After discussing the situation, they decided to confront God about it.
“Lord, “ one began, “why do we always have tuna for dinner?” We look down and see Satan feeding his minions shrimp, lobsters and steak. Can’t we eat something else?”
God thought for a moment. “You do have a point,” He said, “But it seems like so much trouble to cook just for three.”
Quote of the day – Paulo Coelho
“Remember that wherever your heart is, there you will find your treasure.” ― Paulo Coelho
Joke of the day – The gorilla-removal service
A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorilla in a tree.He called a gorilla-removal service and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
“Now listen carefully,” he told the homeowner. “I’m going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap on the handcuffs.”
“Got it,” the homeowner replied. “But what’s the shotgun for?”
“If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla,” the man said, “shoot the Chihuahua.”
Quote of the day – Martin Luther King Jr.
“Only in the darkness can you see the stars.” ― Martin Luther King Jr.
Love make the world go round
I believe God could stop all natural disaster,
or prevent us from making mistake,
or making unwise decision,
or being stubborn, selfish or rude.
But He did not.
I believe God made a world which
love can exist and grow.
In love, human beings pull together
and respond to suffering and calamity.
In love, we can help one another,
encourage one another,
forgive one another and
stand by one another.
Love truly make the world go round!
Happiness is …
…having a twin!
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