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Quote of the day – Mark Twain

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“The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.” ― Mark Twain

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Homemade yogurt recipe

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I have been making yogurt for over 5 years now. Making yogurt really is easy and it’s convenient and cheap. After you have done it once or twice, you will be able to figure out what works best for you. The best part is you will be able to provide your family with fresh homemade yogurt on a regular basis.

Here’s the recipe:

Things you will need:

4 cups or 1 litre milk
1/2 cup powdered milk
3 tablespoon plain yogurt with live cultures (room temperature)
Storage containers/jars

Method:

1. Pour 4 cups or 1 litre milk into a pot or saucepan. Heat milk until about 175 – 185°C or bubbles around edge of pot. Stir often to prevent scorching.

2. Cool the milk until about 50 – 55°C. If you do not have a thermometer, just wash your hands and stick your little pinkie into the mixture and if it is painfully hot, let it cool a bit longer. If it’s very warm but not painfully hot, it is about the right temperature. Remove film from top and discard. Stir in powdered milk.

3. Place plain yogurt in a small bowl and add 1/3 cup warm milk and mix until smooth. Stir in the mixture into remaining milk.

4. Pour mixture into your containers. (I like to strain it through a small wire mesh strainer while I’m pouring it into the jars).

5. Incubate the yogurt for minimum 5 hours, longer or even overnight. Do not shake/disturb incubation. After 3 hours check to see if yogurt is set by tilting containers gently. If yogurt is set and firm, place it in fridge and chill before serving. If not continue to incubate. (I normally leave the yogurt to set overnight and refrigerate it in the morning)

If incubate using the oven, warm the oven to about 115°C.(If your oven does not have a low temperature setting, just set it to the lowest temperature possible and allow it to heat up for a bit). Then turn the oven off. Set the container in the oven.

Helpful tips:

a) If for some reason the yogurt did not set after 3 hours, don’t panic – just squeeze some lemon on the mixture.

b) If your homemade yogurt is fresh enough you can use it as the starter next time. To do this easily, without feeling like you constantly need to be making a fresh batch of yogurt, you can freeze a tablespoon of your fresh homemade yogurt to save as a starter.

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Joke of the day – The new ministry

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A man opened a ministry, using a snippet from the Bible as the name. But he soon regretted his decision to order office supplies over the phone.
When his stationery arrived, it bore the letterhead “That Nun Should Perish.”

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Funny Poem

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Don’t worry if your life’s a joke;
And your successes are but few;
Remember that the mighty oak;
Was once a nut like you!

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Quote of the day – Laura Ingalls Wilder

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“The real things haven’t changed. It is still best to be honest and truthful; to make the most of what we have; to be happy with simple pleasures; and have courage when things go wrong.” ― Laura Ingalls Wilder

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Joke of the day – Snail at the bar

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In the process of wiping his bar one day, a bartender looks down and sees a snail. “Can I have a beer?” asks the snail. The bartender just looks at him, shrugs and flicks him off the bar.

A year later, the bartender looks down to find a snail looking at him. “What did you do that for?” it asks.

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Quote of the day – Garrison Keillor

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“Beauty isn’t worth thinking about; What’s important is your mind. You don’t want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.” – Garrison Keillor

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Joke of the day – The wise professor

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Two university students had an exam coming up but they opted to party instead, and missed the test. “Our car broke down due to a flat tyre,” they told the professor earnestly. “Can we write the exam tomorrow?” The professor agreed to give them a makeup test the next day.

Both boys crammed all night until they were sure they knew just about everything. Arriving the next morning, each was told to go to a separate classroom to take the exam. They shrugged and complied. As they sat down, they read the first question: “For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom.” This is going to be a piece of cake! thought each boy, answering the question with ease.

Then, the test continued. “For 95 points, tell me which tyre it was.”