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Joke of the day – Difference

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?
Unlawful is against the law.
Illegal is a sick bird.
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Joke of the day – Mental test

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Psychiatrists inform us
that one out of four people
are mentally ill.
So check your friends –
if three of them
are alright,
it must be you!
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Joke of the day – We’re open

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It’s monkey business
as usual!
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Quote of the day – Fine

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It’s fine.
I’m fine.
Everything is fine!
But I don’t look fine, do I?
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Joke of the day – Samurai

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Hmm…how do I samurai-ze this?
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Joke of the day – Brother

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My brother from
another mother
always has my back!
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Quote of the day – NBC

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“Some walks you have
to take alone.”
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Joke of the day – Sweet owl

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♫꒰･◡･๑꒱ Sweet owl of prey
Sweet owl of prey ♪～(￣ε￣)
That calls me from a world of scare.
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