6

Joke of the day – Pot

“Is this how you grow pot?
You know, that emotional
support plant.”
8

Joke of the day – ‘Shelfish‘

“I’ve no shelf control.”
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3

Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️

“Every pizza me
loves every pizza you.”
1

Joke of the day – Trunk

“It’s trunkquilizer time!”
7

Joke of the day – Loaf it

“Mom said I could be
anything I want.
So, I bake myself
into a loaf of bread.
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3

Joke of the day – Ladder

“Just go the udder way
I’ll see you ladder.”
6

Joke of the day – Crumb

“Good things crumb
to those who wait.”
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2

Quote of the day – NBC

“When all else fails,
hug a cat.”
Oil painting by my 15-year old daughter ☺️
1

Quote of the day – Adam Rex

“There’s a little bit
of magic
in every box.”