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Joke of the day – ‘Shelfish‘

“I’ve no shelf control.”
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Quote of the day – Wole Soyinka

Power is domination,

control, and therefore

a very selective form of truth which is a lie.

– Wole Soyinka
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Quote of the day – William Shakespeare

“Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul

But I do love thee! and when I love thee not,

Chaos is come again.”

― William Shakespeare, Othello

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Joke of the day – Toilet therapy

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Husband: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?”

Wife: “I clean the toilet.”

Husband: “How does that help?”

Wife: “I use your toothbrush.”