Quote of the day – Henri Queuile

“Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.” – Henri Queuile

Quote of the day – Wole Soyinka

Power is domination,

control, and therefore

a very selective form of truth which is a lie.

– Wole Soyinka

Joke of the day – Democat v Republicat

cute newborn kittens

Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child.

Al Gore: “What’s in the box, kid?”

Little boy: “Kittens, they’re brand new kittens.”

Al Gore: “What kind of kittens are they?”

Little boy: “Democrats,”

Al Gore:  “Oh, that’s cute.”

A couple of days later, Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. Al says to Bill, “You gotta check this out,” and they both jog over to the boy with the box.

Al Gore:  “Look in the box Bill, isn’t that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are.”

Little boy: “They’re Republicans.”

Al Gore: “Whoa! I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What’s up?”

Little Boy: “Well, their eyes are open now.”

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