Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child.
Al Gore: “What’s in the box, kid?”
Little boy: “Kittens, they’re brand new kittens.”
Al Gore: “What kind of kittens are they?”
Little boy: “Democrats,”
Al Gore: “Oh, that’s cute.”
A couple of days later, Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. Al says to Bill, “You gotta check this out,” and they both jog over to the boy with the box.
Al Gore: “Look in the box Bill, isn’t that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are.”
Little boy: “They’re Republicans.”
Al Gore: “Whoa! I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What’s up?”
Little Boy: “Well, their eyes are open now.”
“Corruption is like a ball of snow, once it’s set a rolling it must increase.”
– Charles Caleb Colton
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
― Edward R. Murrow