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Quote of the day – NBC

“Live free, ride free.“
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Joke of the day – Shut down

“Sometimes I just shut down.
It’s nothing personal.”
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Joke of the day – Peeling grate

“Wanna try some of these spudtacular masked potatoes?”
Have a mashing Friday!
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Joke of the day – O.C.D

Obsessive Cupcake Disorder!
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Joke of the day – FANTAsy

“I dreamt of becoming
a Fanta of the Opera
when I was young.
Soda-lightful!”
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Joke of the day – D.I.E.T

“I’m on a diet…
Do I Eat That?
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Quote of the day – NBC

“It’s not what we have in life,
but who we have in life
that truly matters.”
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Joke of the day – Apple

“Have an apple–solutely
gre–ape day!”
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Joke of the day – Meerkat

“Meet my new best friend.
He’s just a mere cat.”
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