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Joke of the day – llama just say…

Squeeze the day!
Have some llamanade!
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Joke of the day – Rumbustious

Another day,
another blesssing
messing!
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Joke of the day – Weight up

“You’re worth the weight!”
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Joke of the day – I’m hapbeer!

It’s the most
wonderful time
for a beer!
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Joke of the day – Winederful time

Oh, sweet child of wine! 🍷
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Joke of the day – Grinch

Don’t mind my
resting Grinch face!
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Joke of the day – Jersey

‘What a lovely colour
that cow over there is.’
‘It’s a Jersey.’
‘Oh, I thought it was her skin.’
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Joke of the day – Volkswagen

Sign in a Volkswagen factory:
THINK BIG – and you’re fired!
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Joke of the day – Pilates

Pilates???!!!
Thought you said
pie and lattes!
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Joke of the day – Grimacing

Patient: “The trouble is I can’t help pulling funny faces.
Psychiatrist: “That doesn’t sound very serious.”
Patient: “But it’s not my face I want to pull….it’s other people’s.”