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Joke of the day – Make a toast

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to make a toast…

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Joke of the day – Wombat

“What is a wombat?”
Shaye: “A bat that vomits.

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Baby wombat [www.pinterest.com]

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Joke of the day – Muffin compares 2u

♪ *ꈍ﹃ꈍ)ノ It’s been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took your love away (ノ> ◇ <)ノ♪
♪(*´○`)o¶~~♪Since you been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But muffin
I said muffin can take away these blues
‘Cause muffin compares
Muffin compares to you ( ง ´◇`)ง♪
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Joke of the day – “Aubergenius”

Eggplants: Plants that grow in eggs.

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Joke of the day – Hot coffee

“I drank my coffee before it was cool.”

 

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Joke of the day – Best therapy

Why pay when you can get furry therapy!

cute lab with kid

cute shepherd with kid

cute girl hugging cat

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Joke of the day – Chicken

The chicken crossed the road to get a beer.

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