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Joke of the day – Birbie

I know what I was made for.
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Joke of the day – New plant

A strange plant is growing
in that empty pot.
Think it’s called cat-tus!
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Joke of the day – Big peel

Citrusly, this looks like
an a-peeling and feline
pulp fiction!
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❣️Sweet Valentine’s Day❣️

β€œHave I told you Resse-cently
that you make me melt?”
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Joke of the day – Shiesty

Bala-claw-va ~
a headgear designed
specially for robbers.
http://www.pinterest.com
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Joke of the day – SANITarY

It’s a towel-up.
Just pretend you
didn’t see me.
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Joke of the day – Step art

Everyone can be an artist.
Just paint step by step.
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Joke of the day – No Body

Just driving around town
with no body.
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Quote of the day – NBC

β€œI’m at a loss for words
at the moment.”