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Quote of the day – NBC

I read this somewhere:

“Sometimes everything cries in you, except your eyes.”

and I felt it.

http://www.people.com
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Joke of the day – Free therapy

β€œPlease lie on the couch.
The doctor will see you
in a minute.”
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Joke of the day – Birbie

I know what I was made for.
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Joke of the day – New plant

A strange plant is growing
in that empty pot.
Think it’s called cat-tus!
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Joke of the day – Big peel

Citrusly, this looks like
an a-peeling and feline
pulp fiction!
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❣️Sweet Valentine’s Day❣️

β€œHave I told you Resse-cently
that you make me melt?”