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Joke of the day – Toes

“SMILE!
You’re toe-tally awesome.
I’ll see you toe-morrow.”
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Joke of the day – Conduckt

Be producktive!
Let’s get quackin’.
1

Joke of the day – Turtle disaster

“You turned my world upside down.”
http://www.tenor.com
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Joke of the day – ‘Shelfish’

“I’ve no shelf control!”
1

Happy Birthday in heaven, Dad! 🎂 ❤️

Dearest Dad,
I believe heaven is the place good people like you find themselves.
And as you celebrate your 91st birthday today, I wish every soul in heaven is celebrating and wishing you a joyous day!
Sending you all my love on this special day! Cheers, Pat ❤️

2

Joke of the day – ‘Shell’we?

“Off I GOat on a speSHELL ride.“
1

Joke of the day – Queue

The word queue is ironic.

It’s just a ‘Q’ with a bunch of

silent letters waiting in a line.

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Joke of the day – Durian

Would you care for some mewrian? It’s sweet and odorless!